S1 E27 Jersey Shore

Peeples say thet reeality shows is the downfall uv sussiety. Well they parently aint never seen thet soap opper, Jersee Shores! But I gots a cunnundrum, cant figger out if I wanna drank wit thet bitch Snewkie ar puncher in the face. Hell, maybe I'll do both!
(Guest Starring: Kellye Mitchell as 'Chrystal Bovene/Snooki')