Sumwun ask me how many cannles I wunt on my burday cake. Well I don't eet, dumfuck, u wood know that iffin yew really was a DB! But the answer is WUn cause I only care bout ME, I'm #1 and if you don't count birthdays, yew technically don't age! That's the secrit to yooful byooty, jess don't give a fuck! Aight!?!