Let's juss say me an my mamma's reunyum done put more fire in my belly than Kim Kardash has had dix up inner! I alwayze try an piss everwun off fairlee, so heres wun all yall can call me cunt together for all in wun. Suckit wiff sum spoilers. And DUH! Don't go onlines iffin yont wanna lern what happened in the wurld! Stoopits!
Lotsa folks tells me my stuff is Briddish funny an I guess dass a complament cuzz they spose ta be smarter dan we are over here stateside. Luckily I stumble upon diss innernet gem. Yall make sure an warch they show, jess not my HISI, or else why I tryin to broaden yur horizums for assholes? Goddamn yall piss me off sometime.
Yew no how I no dey is no reel god. Cuz if god wuz reel an they hwas these Felpsus Family preeechin hate in HIS holy name, then he'd wipe them out wiff themn Olahoma tornados instead of wipin' out a elementary skool.. What yew think?
Swore to gods I'd never share screentime wiff diss tenshun hungry hore again affer she made me look like JWow in about ten yeer, but she the only person wood answer the call to come make me into a real lady. She knows what it takes, seein as she used to be a dude. (Special Guest: Michelle Spaziano)
Oh now all yew PETA sympathizers gonna seize on my kickin the cat part of this HISI wont yew try and unnerstand that fuckin fleabag has shit on my porch on more than one occasion. I'm jess spose to ignore that? Fuck yew.
Look, I aint no addick, K fucktwats? So stop sayin I iz! Alcoholism just a fancy wurd for pussies what can't hold they liquor! I'll drink any wunyall unner the table! Sides I can quit drinkin anytime, I jess don't want to an addicts WANT to quit, so I aint wun, see? DUH!
Whoeve say ignorance is bliss I guess dats why Paulr soo damn happy all the time. AN here I thot it wuz cuz she was on a sugar high all the dam time. Im prouda her wate loss but dontchall thank she, pardun me here, look better when she was a fatty??? Dis the wun exception to my skinny only rule. How she get uglier? Oh cuz she raciss...
You ever listen at a youngin talk with they stoop lingo and think to yourself, man I'd like to push you in front of a bus instead of havin' to listen to your retarded doomed generation's new hip slang! I might start doin that, so keep your eye on the evening news case I snap.
Man Im so durn tard uv herein now hard it be to have a celebridee life. How cum all these prililiged people cumplain bout bein famuss. Whats better an that? Cause bein happy juss a mith far as Im cumcerned.
Iont care whut they say is a dedly sin like PRIDE. Pride is good fur our selfsteem. And ar LFGBTCBY bros an sissies needs sum selfsteem when they raised in a country that bullies dem. Here hopin Queen Latifa come out soon. We need a bassadur to help that black communidee get more homofrenlee.
Hallelujah, I seen the news Michelle Bockman quittin congress. Guess her hubby finally wanted to suck dick out in the open now. Votin teepardee people in office is like voting the ugly girl Homecoming Queen, sounds like the right thing to do, but then you look back and realize you are fuckin with the natural order!
If any reel wiches out thar noze a spell that'll turn water into beer, come see me an less start a church. My voodoo pussy puts a spell on all the hungins it mounts, but its jess a 24 hour thang cause I can't loose street cred by fuckin a dude more then wunce. Damn Im random today yall.
I furss thot this topic wus a new oral sex actividee, den when I fount out whut it reely wus I got pist as fuck. Who deez NSA asshats thank they are lissnin in on my calls and lernin all my seecrits? Im a lade a misteree an I don't need them buggin my phone and lernin my shits.
Yall hurd ov govermint shutdowns, well I wish a brain-eetin ameeba would find its way up dis bitch's brain and shut HER down. Dares few people on diss erf dat make me baleev in the devil an bein possess by deemuns, an I fink Ann Colter wunuvum.
Well...dare is 2 hours ov my life I cant git back and I aint referrin to dem 4 AA meeing the cort made me go too. Iss diss Shark Tornado movie. I guess since everthang shot on digital I cant say diss film a waste a celluloid. Heh! Seerusslee, don't warch diss crap ass thang.
No wun likes a goods sale more than me, but goddamn, if someone push me during a sale I got ever rite to fuck they entire world up sideways. This all jess a ploy by Walmart to try an gain ownership over Turkey Day. Goddamn Injun haters. Woodnt be surprise if them smallpox Injun blankets come from Colonial Walmart! Mmm hmm!
Sumwun ask me how many cannles I wunt on my burday cake. Well I don't eet, dumfuck, u wood know that iffin yew really was a DB! But the answer is WUn cause I only care bout ME, I'm #1 and if you don't count birthdays, yew technically don't age! That's the secrit to yooful byooty, jess don't give a fuck! Aight!?!
So I guess somwun tole me catfishin is now a verb dat don't meen getting out yur lures and worms and try to get u a catfish. Dats dumm. Im sicka youngins an then tarded new frases. Go back 2 skool dumasses! I need a drank.
Well now lease we no why Rusha was bein so nice an peaseful cuz day was tryin to divert or tension while day git reddy to brake unti that Yookrane country. Guess we gone back to da ColeWar days. Thankly, we dont harly use cole no more. We goin Green so fukk You Reds!
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I sure folks is gone come at me far diss wun, so lemme half it haters! I dont back down drum queerabuse not fur nuffin! Yall choose now, warch MY SHOW or diss Duckfucker bisnatch. Choos I say!!
Man I new i shoulda banned yungins frum my trailor park. They all nassy and germ, contoxicatin the air. Wun at the fancy store sneeze at me an i git the fluenze...sumbitch!
Now all u haters STFU sayin' I'm in Jap-Face. I am payin homage to Koreen roots wiff my cossume so fuck off! Iss time we give diss country back to dem, day were better off back 'en!
Laws i thot we dun hit the Bitch Ceelin whiff dat Linsee Lohan, but lurnin in the dark shaders was Diss Disney Hore! Put sum close on girl!!!! You Nassy. Tell ur Daddy call me & Less Get it On!
Whose job is it to sit round an thinka new drugs, Wont yoo make up wun dat don't have leprasee side effex, how bout dat? Damn Rushuns...Buncha shady fuckers bringin dat shit over here...
How bouts we onlee make stun guns frum now on huh? Whasso rong bout that? Im sicka reedin bout all this tragedie. You pulla gun on me and I will jujitsu your head clear off its sholderblade, caprice?
Now don't let diss wun depress ya, less thank uv it like a sellabrayshun! We has control over diss killer bu t the fite aint over yet! Spred Awareness, not the Virus, ya heer?!?
U no whut, aint nuttin sacred no more. Not even my favrit movie uv all time, Grease cause it got that brainwarshed nitwit John Travoltuh in it. He juss a hollerwood meet puppet now. Sadface...
I aint meen. I just got character. So fur all yall who don't ralees yur anger on daily basees, well yew the ones on Snapped an To Kill A Predatur shows. Sen me sum munny so I can ket sum estenchuns. I burnt my har on dem hippy cannles.
Lissin, if you gotta nassy seshul habit, keep it in yur own bedroom, yain't gotta tell yur tale all over the TV wurld! Aint you got no cooth? An stay on the innernets where you anonymuss an I aint gotta see yur ugly fase! Heh, heh, heh!
I mussamit I had my reservayshuns on diss show cause everthang on tv complete crap nowdaze. But yall needa warch diss show ASAP. I thank I mite audishern to be a white thug prison bich, long as I don't have tat week nobody tiddie.
Can yoo still gets way wiff murders if its temprary insanadee? Cuz next wunna u bothersum mofos sens me a Join Diss Game Bullshit is getting shanked in the jugular. Wunner if I can stans my ground on deez Candee Crushers... TRY ME!
Man who knowed my loud mouf was gone being me such trubble. Govermints always got they eye on me, Ize getting deff frets leff an write jess cause I date ta queshern The Man! Hell I aint worried. Let sumbody cum try sumfin wiff me. I ainta scart of a goddamn thang! Cept midgits...an alienz...bofe kinds!
Keysha deals with the aftermath of her decision 4 months later after AJ's proposal; meanwhile, J.C. and Ashley try to balance their new lives with their new little one on the way as everyone gears up for Gabby's first birthday party.
As Keysha continues to drink her sorrows away, Raven is still stressing over Gabby's party receiving some unexpected help; meanwhile, the battle between J.C. and Ashley heats up.
Noah and Jonah may not be too happy with Sherri's new friend; meanwhile, family members and friends come together for Gabby's first birthday party as one family member brings a big surprise.
Ryan returns to some unanswered questions from his siblings; meanwhile, Sherri gets an unexpected opportunity.
Charles and Tammi are trying to go to counseling in order to prepare their marriage after Charles' infidelities, but Tammi may be hiding a secret of her own.
Tammi continues her affair with Trip, but her trust in him leads him to another family connection; meanwhile, as Ashley starts wearing out her welcome at Keysha's, Malcolm and Aisha continue to inch closer to finding the money.
While Delilah's past seems to be catching up to her, Ryan and Sean finally come face-to-face; meanwhile, Sherri continues to deal with her rocky relationship with Noah.
The battle between Raven and Eric wages on while Noah's attitude puts Sherri over the edge; meanwhile, Sean confronts Shayquan, but Bobbi's lies may soon catch up with her.
Keysha continues to try and connect the dots with what obviously seems to be another secret from William's past; meanwhile, Trip makes a decision that could impact Malcolm and Aisha.
As Charles' world continues to come crashing down, Tammi makes a life-altering decision; meanwhile, Keysha makes a bold move towards Nigel.
While Sherri is dealing with the aftermath of shooting Malcolm, Delilah gets a blast from the past; meanwhile, Keysha has a revelation.
In the season 4 finale, it all comes to an explosive end as loved ones return home, and some could be saying goodbye... for good.
In early 2016 the world is at war with religious extremists and in some cases each other. A clandestine experimental weapon is developed by the shadowy corporation – Genetics Engineering and Advanced Weapons Corp. ( or G.E.). This weapon is built on lost Nazi technology from World War II. It is an advancement on what the U.S. Army calls a crowd suppression weapon. The weapon is designed to interfere with the synaptic impulses from the brain to the rest of the body. It doesn't kill instead it renders its victims inert. Leaving them paralyzed with only their involuntary reflexes intact. Putting it plainly it leaves a person a vegetable but their brain intact. They know what has happened but can do nothing to respond to it. With the war raging in the Middle East between the Coalition and ISIS an exiled Christian Militia leader reaches out to draw a cease fire and propose a unified front. This unified front would bring together all marginalized and extremist groups under one banner with the sole purpose of destroying secular society and installing a fundamentalist regime to rule the world as The Kingdom of God. During the meeting a hit squad made of both ISIS and the Christian Militia execute the leaders. The commander of this squad is Ruth. She takes over and creates the unified group and begins to spread her vision of the Will of God.
As the war continues to rage between the secular societies (the Coalition) and the Kingdom of God led by Ruth. North Korea and China are now allied with Ruth and are supplying her with weapons to keep the war going. The Coalition is threatening a blockade of Chinese and North Korean shipping to stem the flow of these weapons. They are even threatening to begin targeting any aircraft other than their own if they enter the battle space. A transport carrying the prototype of the Dooms Day weapon is shoot down over the desert of Syria it's surviving flight crew and cargo are captured by Ruth. As the world moves closer to an even larger war a young couple gets ready for another day. Jack, the son of Dr. Henderson who is G.E.'s senior scientist in the cloning and weapons division and his girlfriend – Bailey are just trying to live in a troubled world. As the get their day started the viewer is given news updates that set the back story for the project. Ruth and her tech team understanding the power of the weapon and learning they can deploy it through satellites hack into the Chinese network and launch a strike against over 2 dozen cities worldwide. The results are devastating. Immediately planes in the immediate area of the strikes fall from the sky, massive vehicle crashes and out of control fires rage. There are no emergency responders as they too are victims. The senior leadership of the U.S. Government is wiped out leaving only the Deputy Under Secretary of Commerce for Intellectual Property Rights to assume the role of the Presidency.
The final chapter of the origins of the Sentinel universe. A new president takes office, cloning begins and Ruth is the most heinous villain in history. A massive response to the pulse weapon attacks (Dooms Day device) brings the world as we know it to its end.
In the season 4 premiere, a year later, a wedding brings everyone back together, but doubt could lead to infidelity.
As Valerie prepares to say goodbye to Augusta, Fred is having doubts about his "relationship" with Layla; meanwhile, Brandon and Raquel are in danger of being exposed on her wedding day to his cousin.